Lying-Ade
Wednesday — March 10th, 2010

Lying-Ade

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POSTED BY ben - March 10th, 2010

Lying-Ade

Andy and Jeff are really trying to make progress in the lemonade-making area. Check out this week’s Lemon Inc. to see how they’re doing so far.

Here is the second part of my interview with Tim Lai. Now, remember, Tim is from Canada, and Canadians are difficult to understand because they like to mix English and French words in the same sentence in order to feel superior to foreigners, who they typically look down on with disgust. So, after each response I have translated what he said into American.

WAH: What is the main goal you’d like to achieve for yourself with your webcomic?

TL: My main goal is to have fun with it. That’s an important one. My other main goal is to have a creative outlet that I can use to motivate myself to improve my art and writing by giving myself deadlines and a potential audience to put me in a better position to embark on me next creative endeavor.

Translation: We are secretly amassing an army to take back what you call “Alaska.”

WAH: What is the main goal you’d like to achieve for your fans with your webcomic?

TL: I would like it if, years from now, my readers could look back on my archives and see that the characters have changed and grown. I’d like them to feel that they understand each of the characters’ unique qualities and love and hate each of them for different reasons. Of course my comic loses all appeal if the characters change or grow at all in a literal, external way so I’m considering putting them through an extreme amount of emotional, internal growth while they’re still children. This would play up my comic’s premise which is about what it really means to grow up. I think it will create some (hopefully many) funny moments as well. This would allow me to tell the kind of jokes where you laugh, not because the guy farted, but because Jeff farted, and you have a strong emotional connection to Jeff, and by association, the fart. I haven’t had much sleep recently…

Translation: We are also seriously considering building a border fence in order to make it harder for you to enter our country illegally. All you Americans seem to do is take jobs away from hungry Canadians while burdening our health care and school systems. And you smell funny.

The final installment of my interview with Tim will be on Friday. Stay tuned.

- Ben

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POSTED BY Woody - March 2nd, 2010

Tonight Show Highlights

Well, Jay Leno is back at the helm of the Tonight Show. Let’s see how he did his first night back. Here were my favorite monologue jokes and bits:

We were off for the last couple of weeks…kinda like the Russians as the Olympics.

We have one of the gold medal winners, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, on the show tonight. When it comes to going downhill nobody is faster, except for NBC.

Blackwater Worldwide, the State Departments largest security contractor, well now they’ve been accused of hiring prostitutes with tax dollars and putting them on the company payrolls. They say this is the first time tax money has been used to pay a bunch of whores since that Wall Street bailout.

Keanu Reeves has signed to star in Speed 3. Remember the original there was a runaway bus. Then the second one was a runaway boat. This latest one will star a Toyota.

The desk segment was Jay’s search for a desk. I actually really enjoyed the segment and think it’s worth watching:

Jamie Foxx was the first couch guest. Between getting the crowd to do the wave and various chants, spraying people with champagne, signing, playing air guitar, telling jokes and pretending to speed skate, he was a complete bundle of energy. It was an entertaining interview.

Lindsey Vonn was the second couch guest. She gave a pretty decent interview and did a nice job holding her own between Jay and Jamie. Plus, she’s really tall.

Braid Paisley was the musical guest. He rocked a Country beat.

A good first show back. I give it:

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- Woody

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POSTED BY Woody - February 25th, 2010

Late Late Show Highlights

Craig Ferguson decided to conduct an experiment with Tuesday night’s Late Late Show. He removed the audience and only had one guest for the entire hour. If that’s not a call to review the show, I don’t know what is.

He described his plan and explained his thoughts behind it in the pre-opening credit segment:

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Stephen Fry was the only couch guest. He’s in the new Alice in Wonderland film. I’ve seen bits and pieces of Stephen on television in the past, but never so much at once. After only a few minutes I completely understood why Craig picked Stephen to be his guest for this show. Not only is Stephen entertaining and charismatic, but he’s also very intelligent and worldly. When he spoke I found myself really paying attention to what he said, and actually understanding it, as opposed to his conclusions flying over my head. For me, Stephen as a person really seemed to make sense.

Needless to say I enjoyed watching the interview. It’s in four installments, however, and I recognize that not everyone has the time to watch the entire thing. So if you want to get a feel for the whole experience I’d recommend watching the second installment, which you can do right here, right now:

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If you have time to watch the rest you can click here to watch the first part, click here to watch the third part and click here to watch the fourth part.

Craig ended the show discussing the experiment with Stephen:

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So, I liked the show, appreciated Craig’s desire to run this experiment and was happy to indulge him. That being said, I honestly hope he doesn’t do it again, or at least very often. I find the Late Late Show to be very unique in the way it entertains, and this episode was, by Craig’s own admittance, not unique.

I give it:

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- Woody