There’s a story behind today’s comic. In high school I knew two best friends named Rob and Walter. These kids had a real talent for comedy. Just about everything that came out of their mouths was funny. One day during lunch they led a discussion on the worst thing you would be willing to do in order to be granted the superpower of your choice. As the superpower became more super, the price to pay for it rose. The height of the hilarity was reached when a guy said he would beat his father (who we all knew, liked and respected) to within an inch of his life in order for the power to make women do whatever he wanted. What can I say, we were young and we were nerds.
And that, my friends, was how today’s comic was born.
-Ben
The choice of Cracker Barrel was truly inspired. Can I preorder the home game?
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Hahaha! Me and my neighbors have been playing that game for years. It’s about time it started comin’ on TV.
Hilarious, guys!
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You can pre-order the home game. Just send me the money and I’ll be sure you get it.
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laughed out loud at this one esp at the liquor store
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I laughed out loud at this one, too.
Note that the beating only earns you a CHANCE at dinner for two at Cracker Barrel.
This suggests there’s some sort of lightning round at the end…
With real lightning?
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