One or two of you may remember last year around this time when I consumed Penelope Pineapple, one of the elite members of the World’s Largest Gummi Bear™ club.
Since then millions of people (give or take a million people) have asked me what my next big eating adventure will be. I am happy to report that the makers of the WLGB have provided me with not one, but two next big adventures. And I am requesting your help in choosing which one I will go on first.
Choice #1: The World’s Largest Gummi Worm™
The World’s Largest Gummi Worm™ is the next logical step in the evolution of big gummi. I love gummi worms, more than gummi bears actually. I think it’s because they are multi-flavored and always seem to stay fresher longer.
There are multiple gummi worm flavors. After carefully consideration (there were ten to choose from) I decided on the combination of cherry and apple. It measures 24.5 inches long, 1.75 inches wide and 1.5 inches tall. It smells good.
Choice #2: The Gummi Brain
I don’t know if this is considered the world’s largest gummi brain. They don’t package it with that title the way they do for the bear and the worm, so I don’t want to assume. Regardless, it’s big. So big, in fact, that it has to wear shades.
How cute is that?
Gummi Brains only come in one flavor: pink tropical fruit. That’s going to be a little bit of a challenge. I like tropical fruit flavor, and I like eating gummi, but will I like the two of them together in such a large quantity? I’m not sure.
So, faithful readers, the choice is yours. Do I eat the gummi worm or gummi brain first? I plan to start eating this Saturday, so please let me know your thoughts in the comments section soon.
- Ben
I say eat the Brain first. I can honestly say I’ve never seen a Gummy Brain before, and with it that size, it would be awesome to see you eat the brain, while painted up like a zombie.
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@tmcelmurry – Yeah, a lot of people want me to dress up like a zombie and eat the brain. It honestly wouldn’t take a lot of time for me to put that outfit together, I can just use what I already have in my closet. Whoops, I’ve said too much.
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And when you eat the brain (dressed as a zombie) do it with no hands. At least some of it.
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I don’t get it. How can you dress a brain as a zombie?
In any case, I vote for the ruler. See if your throat is deep enough to capture that gummi treat!
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@dolllar – Zombie Ben eats gummi brain.
And yes Ben should deep throat the worm before eating it. And don’t forget to record it all on video.
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Brain. It will build suspense for the worm.
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@David – Great idea. I hadn’t thought of that.
Brain votes are coming in strong now. It may very well win.
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Is it just me, or does the worm look more like a rippled double dildo than something to eat to anyone else?
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