Sorry, I’m not going to be able to review an entire late-night show today. So instead let’s do late-night buffet style. Here are clips from Monday night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, The Tonight Show and The Late Show.

- Woody

Greetings from Phoenix, Arizona.

What in heaven’s name brought me to Phoenix?

My health. I came to Phoenix for the waters.

Waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.

I was misinformed.

- Ben