Common Side Effects Include Stickiness And Really Slow Weight Gain
13
POSTED BY ben - January 1st, 2010

Happy New Year!

- Ben

13 Comments So Far...

  1. Paul

    My first thought when seeing this was “ewwwwww.” My second thought was “Shouldn’t that stuff be refrigerated?”

  2. DadaHyena

    ….good God.

  3. dolllar

    Also available and finer liquor stores everywhere, right next to the Troejam display.

  4. George

    I gotta go holla at my local grocer!

  5. Joe

    I gagged a lil’ bit.

  6. MidwestMom

    Does it come in other flavors?Oh I think it comes in Chocolate

  7. Marrock

    I kinda threw up a little bit in my mouth…

  8. Rachel @ Last Res0rt

    Well, y’know what they say…

    Pie tastes better with Kool Whip.

  9. Paul

    @Rachel Yes, it does.

    @Midwest Mom Ooh, chocolate!

    To everyone else, I’m glad you appreciated the gag (get it? get it?).

  10. Tracy Brady Cartoons

    Not recommended for use by diabetics or women. Will cause YI.

  11. Paul

    @Tracy That’s a good point–maybe we’ll do a follow up PSA :D

  12. David

    I’d imagine Kool Whip gets kinda crusty when it’s left out. And crusty can be painful… I image, that is.

  13. Justice

    There should be a list of side effects associated with that. You might get sued otherwise.

Say Something...