Common Side Effects Include Stickiness And Really Slow Weight Gain
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POSTED BY - January 1st, 2010

Happy New Year!

- Ben

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  1. Paul

    My first thought when seeing this was “ewwwwww.” My second thought was “Shouldn’t that stuff be refrigerated?”

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  2. dolllar

    Also available and finer liquor stores everywhere, right next to the Troejam display.

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  3. I gotta go holla at my local grocer!

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  4. Joe

    I gagged a lil’ bit.

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  5. Does it come in other flavors?Oh I think it comes in Chocolate

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  6. I kinda threw up a little bit in my mouth…

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  7. Well, y’know what they say…

    Pie tastes better with Kool Whip.

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  8. @Rachel Yes, it does.

    @Midwest Mom Ooh, chocolate!

    To everyone else, I’m glad you appreciated the gag (get it? get it?).

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  9. Not recommended for use by diabetics or women. Will cause YI.

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  10. @Tracy That’s a good point–maybe we’ll do a follow up PSA :D

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  11. I’d imagine Kool Whip gets kinda crusty when it’s left out. And crusty can be painful… I image, that is.

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  12. There should be a list of side effects associated with that. You might get sued otherwise.

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