You know who’s really worried about this swine flu? Kevin Bacon.
Scientists say this isn’t even swine flu technically. It’s a mixture of pig, human and bird flu. Usually the only place you find that is in a hot dog.
The police chief of Olmsted County Ohio was caught masturbating in a public park with another man while sitting in a parked car. See, that’s when you know there isn’t a lot of crime in your town. Now, would that be a carjacking?
Police in Australia say they found a dead man with over twenty nail shots in his head. Guy had twenty nails fired from a nail gun in his skull. Turns out it was an accidently death. Poor guy was just trying to put a desk together from IKEA.
And that was really all I had time to watch. What can I say? I’m a busy guy sometimes. See you next week.
Did you guys see the Kentucky Derby this weekend? Fifty to one long shot. Mine That Bird won. That means if you put a thousand dollars on Mine That Bird to win, you have a serious gambling problem.
A Swiss pilot has designed a pair of jet propelled wings, and is planning to use them to fly across the Grand Canyon. Experts are saying that the wings will be a huge hit… with the bottom of that canyon.
A Radio Shack employee was arrested after he punched a customer who was trying to return an item. The employee is being charged with assault, but because it’s Radio Shack, battery is not included.
Here are the two desk segments. They were decently entertaining and have some funny moments:
Jennifer Aniston was Fallon’s first guest. How was it? Well, check out these clips:
Donald Faison was Jimmy’s second guest. I’m a big fan of Donald. I think he’s hilarious on Scrubs. I wish I had clips to share. The interview was totally geeky. Donald is a “gigantic” Empire Strikes Back fan. Jimmy asked him what kind of Star Wars movie he would pitch to George Lucas. Donald’s answer was: The Chronicles of Lando Calrissian, staring Donald Faison.
Adele was the musical guest. She was on Letterman back in March. She’s still good.
Also, I caught up on the Late Show with David Letterman episodes from last week. Man, that guy is a great entertainer. There are some good clips I recommend checking out:
